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Anne-Samantha's Mom
02-26-2008, 07:57 AM
:rofl:whilst Sam has managed to bite his face for the tenth time yesterday.."gee, even Dracula had a range of victims. you only have one." after which he scritches her head... oh yeah...she's nippy sometimes but only since she laid eggs...but she's our little miss crabby pants..lol....no worries guys..she's a monster tiel...thank god she's not a a cockatoo..I had no bandages the other night so had to protect a cut on my arm with duct tape and I forgot to take it off so I went to work yesterday.....(yup duct tape survives a shower!! lol) YOU GUESSED IT complete with duct tape on my arm.. oh Sam i bow to your greatness you monster brat.:bowdown:
Chrissy and Flock
02-26-2008, 09:24 AM
Too funny.:rofl: I can only imagine the remarks from coworkers about the duct tape :D
too&me
02-26-2008, 09:41 AM
Duct tape holds the universe together! Watch out for those killer Tiels. Years ago I had one bite through the edge of my fingernail into my finger beneath-pain. They can hurt you enough to get your attention for certain.
birdie
02-26-2008, 11:18 AM
duct tape, mans fix everything! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Evelyn
02-26-2008, 03:10 PM
:rofl:whilst Sam has managed to bite his face for the tenth time yesterday.."gee, even Dracula had a range of victims. you only have one." after which he scritches her head... oh yeah...she's nippy sometimes but only since she laid eggs...but she's our little miss crabby pants..lol....no worries guys..she's a monster tiel...thank god she's not a a cockatoo..I had no bandages the other night so had to protect a cut on my arm with duct tape and I forgot to take it off so I went to work yesterday.....(yup duct tape survives a shower!! lol) YOU GUESSED IT complete with duct tape on my arm.. oh Sam i bow to your greatness you monster brat.:bowdown:
I'd say you have a real convert there.
Regarding duct tape, I was watching a transsexual beauty pageant the other night (well, there wasn't anything else on), and one of the contestants used duct tape to hold up her breasts (she must have taken a lot of hormones, because they were huge). Worked, too.
Think I'm going to try it! It would sure save on the costs of bras; and look, Ma, no straps!
Evelyn
Julie
02-26-2008, 03:15 PM
Think I'm going to try it! It would sure save on the costs of bras; and look, Ma, no straps!
Evelyn
All I'm going to say to that is OUCH!:hyst:
Anne-Samantha's Mom
02-26-2008, 03:57 PM
lol lol i think i saw the same pageant.....lol lol ouchy
Evelyn
02-26-2008, 08:45 PM
lol lol i think i saw the same pageant.....lol lol ouchy
I've never had the occasion to "wear" duct tape. Does it hurt when you pull it off? I don't have any hair where I was planning to use it. :)
Evelyn
I don't know ifn it'd hurt or not - I think we need pics to be sure......:)
Diane, Clouds assignment
02-26-2008, 09:19 PM
Aren't we lucky to have Don . . . if he doesn't know the answer, he's so eager to investigate. It's like we have our own CSI investigator. :bowdown::haha:
Yes, Diane, as a Licensed General Contractor, I prefer to see the complete approved plans, and really prefer to do my own hands-on inspections, before I can give a quantitive answer, et al..
Don
Evelyn
02-26-2008, 09:53 PM
I don't know ifn it'd hurt or not - I think we need pics to be sure......:)
:rofl: :hyst: :blush: :o
I wonder who we can get to volunteer. I want to know before I try it--not after.
Evelyn
Evelyn
02-26-2008, 09:54 PM
Yes, Diane, as a Licensed General Contractor, I prefer to see the complete approved plans, and really prefer to do my own hands-on inspections, before I can give a quantitive answer, et al..
Don
You are very bad (or else I have a dirty mind).
Evelyn
Chrissy and Flock
02-26-2008, 10:04 PM
Nah Evelyn he is BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL
Diane, Clouds assignment
02-26-2008, 10:07 PM
Don has been in a very playfull mood the last couple of days . . . I wonder if has anything to do with breeding season? :woohoo:
Chrissy and Flock
02-26-2008, 10:13 PM
Don has been in a very playfull mood the last couple of days . . . I wonder if has anything to do with breeding season? :woohoo:
You never know huh Diane :rofl:
FoxersArtist
02-26-2008, 10:18 PM
I'd say you have a real convert there.
Regarding duct tape, I was watching a transsexual beauty pageant the other night (well, there wasn't anything else on), and one of the contestants used duct tape to hold up her breasts (she must have taken a lot of hormones, because they were huge). Worked, too.
Think I'm going to try it! It would sure save on the costs of bras; and look, Ma, no straps!
Evelyn
Sounds to me like you would get a free wax job with that arrangement as well! LOL!
-Anna
FoxersArtist
02-26-2008, 10:21 PM
Yes, Diane, as a Licensed General Contractor, I prefer to see the complete approved plans, and really prefer to do my own hands-on inspections, before I can give a quantitive answer, et al..
Don
You're not trying to say that you like transexuals, are you? What would the wife think? HeHe, j/k.:D
-Anna
FoxersArtist
02-26-2008, 10:23 PM
Don has been in a very playfull mood the last couple of days . . . I wonder if has anything to do with breeding season? :woohoo:
ROFLOL! :rofl: Poor Don...been hangin' with the fids too long.
-Anna
Chrissy and Flock
02-26-2008, 10:23 PM
Sounds to me like you would get a free wax job with that arrangement as well! LOL!
-Anna
Hmmm from a bite on the face to a free wax job, go figure :rofl::rofl::rofl:
EasySpirit
02-26-2008, 11:00 PM
Giftie for Evelyn :woohoo:
1 box of adhesive remover wipes AND
1 bottle of goo out.
Maybe there is no hair but there is skin or was before the duct tape. :noway: Give me a buz when you are done and I will give you some wound care instructions. :exct:
bonnie
02-27-2008, 12:53 AM
:rofl:OMG:rofl:
Julie
02-27-2008, 01:10 AM
T.M.I......:eek:
No I'm not yelling...
And for those of you who don't know Too Much Information
Just as I started to post something about a need to train Sam, I moved my hand and got it stuck in the Neosporin on my face! :haha::haha::haha: I'll let someone else give that lecture. :haha: If you don't understand this, go read my post on the bad bite I got yesterday.
Anne-Samantha's Mom
02-27-2008, 07:39 AM
:haha::D:rofl::dancered::yeah::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::D:haha:
too&me
02-27-2008, 11:34 AM
That is some thick neosporin! Heal fast we don't want Fergie to feel too guilty for too long. :toofunny:
Evelyn
02-27-2008, 07:21 PM
Giftie for Evelyn :woohoo:
1 box of adhesive remover wipes AND
1 bottle of goo out.
Maybe there is no hair but there is skin or was before the duct tape. :noway: Give me a buz when you are done and I will give you some wound care instructions. :exct:
I'm waiting for somebody else to try it first.
Evelyn