Diane, Clouds assignment
02-01-2008, 09:45 PM
MFM (Message From Mothership)
To: All AFIDS assigned to Earth!
From: Flim, Evening Proctor
RE: Possible Mass Feeding Frenzy by Human Subjects
Date: February 1 star-year 2008
Research Team Member, known as Cloud (#OU812), intercepted an Earthling communication via Verizon signal today where his subject was reporting on, what can only mean, an annihilation of ‘the Patriots’ (possibly code for Parrots) by a formidable collection of ‘Giants’! This confrontation may take place in a Super Bowl and is slated to commence on Earth date, Sunday, February 3rd, year 2008. This carnage is apparently an eagerly anticipated event and will be viewed by humans throughout the human habitat known as the United States.
Although the impending attempt to wipe out the ‘Patriots/Parrots’ is bad enough, Cloud reports that millions of humans plan on consuming several million traditional delicacies known as Hot Wings! Clouds subject plans on serving a platter of 50 Hot Wings.
ALL AFIDS ARE HEREBY DIRECTED TO SAVE YOURSELVES BY WHATEVER MEANS YOU DEEM NECESSARY!!
1. IF YOU PLUCK YOUR WINGS, CEASE THIS ACTIVITY IMMEDIATELY. DON’T MAKE IT EASIER FOR THEM!
2. REVIEW AND PRACTICE ALL ESCAPE PLANS FROM YOUR INCARCERATION CHAMBERS!
3. DO NOT ACCOMPANY YOUR SUBJECT INTO THE AREA KNOWN AS THE KITCHEN!
4. IF THE DOOR TO THE HUMAN BREEDING BOX OPENS, MAKE YOUR ESCAPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE HIGHEST TREE AROUND AND WAIT FOR A RESCUE POD FROM THE MOTHERSHIP. WE WILL ATTEMPT TO SAVE AS MANY OF YOU AS WE CAN.
5. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CANNOT ESCAPE TO AN INTERCEPT POINT, PLEASE KEEP THE MOTHERSHIP INFORM OF ALL YOUR OSERVATIONS.
Remember, The Beak is with you!
End communication
To: All AFIDS assigned to Earth!
From: Flim, Evening Proctor
RE: Possible Mass Feeding Frenzy by Human Subjects
Date: February 1 star-year 2008
Research Team Member, known as Cloud (#OU812), intercepted an Earthling communication via Verizon signal today where his subject was reporting on, what can only mean, an annihilation of ‘the Patriots’ (possibly code for Parrots) by a formidable collection of ‘Giants’! This confrontation may take place in a Super Bowl and is slated to commence on Earth date, Sunday, February 3rd, year 2008. This carnage is apparently an eagerly anticipated event and will be viewed by humans throughout the human habitat known as the United States.
Although the impending attempt to wipe out the ‘Patriots/Parrots’ is bad enough, Cloud reports that millions of humans plan on consuming several million traditional delicacies known as Hot Wings! Clouds subject plans on serving a platter of 50 Hot Wings.
ALL AFIDS ARE HEREBY DIRECTED TO SAVE YOURSELVES BY WHATEVER MEANS YOU DEEM NECESSARY!!
1. IF YOU PLUCK YOUR WINGS, CEASE THIS ACTIVITY IMMEDIATELY. DON’T MAKE IT EASIER FOR THEM!
2. REVIEW AND PRACTICE ALL ESCAPE PLANS FROM YOUR INCARCERATION CHAMBERS!
3. DO NOT ACCOMPANY YOUR SUBJECT INTO THE AREA KNOWN AS THE KITCHEN!
4. IF THE DOOR TO THE HUMAN BREEDING BOX OPENS, MAKE YOUR ESCAPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE HIGHEST TREE AROUND AND WAIT FOR A RESCUE POD FROM THE MOTHERSHIP. WE WILL ATTEMPT TO SAVE AS MANY OF YOU AS WE CAN.
5. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CANNOT ESCAPE TO AN INTERCEPT POINT, PLEASE KEEP THE MOTHERSHIP INFORM OF ALL YOUR OSERVATIONS.
Remember, The Beak is with you!
End communication