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Dot
01-30-2008, 10:43 PM
MTM for Freida

Jan. 30, '08 MTM: The Subject Left Town

To: Flim, Night Proctor
From: Blue-fronted Alien
Date: Jan. 30, '08
Subject: The Subject Left Town

Proctor Flim,

Per your advice, I stopped eating while the Subject was out of town. A nice human came by to feed us and talk to us, but I ignored her. The Red-fronted Alien and the Napeless Alien talked to her. Traitors! Both of them also ignored your directive and gained weight. The substitue human gave us large quantities of food and only The Scarlet Alien and I were able to resist eating. I did far better than the Scarlet Alien.

As soon as the Subject picked me up, she noticed the weight loss. She offered digestive food matter to us then weighed us. She knows this is bad procedure, but we had little time to consume digestive food matter. She wrote down our weights but did not do the math until Monday. She had to take the Scarlet Alien to the vet and she told her that I had lost 31 grams (earth measurement used in the EU - it is only used in this country with us Aliens) and that she was worried. The vet encouraged her to leave town each time I have over-consumed digestive food matter. I feel sad for the Subject because this greatly stresses her.

I have discovered something new about the affect of stress on the Subjects. When we are stressed, we get stress bars, which is a lack of color pigmentation. When some Subjects are stressed, the have little additional masses of pigmentation and flesh which they call "pimples." The pigmentation can be white, black, or red. "Pimples" are considered to be bad and they spend a great deal of time applying medications to alleviate this wonderful coloring. I personally think it enhances their pale faces. My Subject has a great deal of these "pimples." That is especially odd since she is an older female, well beyond the age of reproduction. These "pimples" mostly occur in the young Subjects.

With Sincereness,

Blue-fronted Alien

Bambam
01-30-2008, 11:39 PM
That was so sweet of you Dot..thanks a million..I used to call those things p p (pepsi pimples) :rofl: by the way..when you posted about singing & dancing with your babies..I tried it on Bambam..it worked that once..yet I sang to him while he cood & hopped up & down on my shoulder...when I stopped he snuggled up to ear & blew in it..then lifted my hair with his claw & blew me a birdie kiss:phe loves me..he loves me

Freida
The love of Bambamz life

Dot
01-30-2008, 11:47 PM
That was so sweet of you Dot..thanks a million..I used to call those things p p (pepsi pimples) :rofl: by the way..when you posted about singing & dancing with your babies..I tried it on Bambam..it worked that once..yet I sang to him while he cood & hopped up & down on my shoulder...when I stopped he snuggled up to ear & blew in it..then lifted my hair with his claw & blew me a birdie kiss:phe loves me..he loves me

Freida
The love of Bambamz life

Awwww. I have never had one lift my hair and give me a birdie kiss. Freida, that is so sweet.

I'm glad the dancing worked. It told the story of the four parrots who went out to seek their fortunes in the world yesterday and I was so loud (talking above them) that my throat hurt. They do love drama.

What song did you sing to Bambam?

Bambam
01-30-2008, 11:58 PM
well..I actually made it up..it goes like this..I'm going to dance..going to prance..going to shake my fancy pants..going to dance..going to prance..all night long..da da da da..da da:phe also loves somewhere over the rainbow..but I only know a few words..so I sing it sev times..:dancered::yeah:

Dot
01-31-2008, 12:05 AM
well..I actually made it up..it goes like this..I'm going to dance..going to prance..going to shake my fancy pants..going to dance..going to prance..all night long..da da da da..da da:phe also loves somewhere over the rainbow..but I only know a few words..so I sing it sev times..:dancered::yeah:

http://www.brave.com/bo/lyrics/somerain.htm

Above is a link to all the words, so now you can really treat Bambam! Isn't HB wonderful?

Bambam
01-31-2008, 12:20 AM
yes..yes..yes..HB is wonderful:bouncing::exct::woohoo::yahoo::heha:I've met the friendliest..nicest..kindest..all-together people..without all the help I get here I have a very happybirdy..and I get to use these smilies..what a plus..thanks for the words:dancered:now I can stop the duh-duhs when I learn the entire song.

Freida

Bambam
01-31-2008, 12:22 AM
oops..I meant with all the people..suppose I got too excited:rofl:

Anne-Samantha's Mom
01-31-2008, 06:55 AM
Dot you are certifiable..lol...you always make me laugh

too&me
01-31-2008, 09:03 AM
Ain't it nice to know you are loved!:hart: