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Dot
01-20-2008, 06:22 PM
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MTM
To: Flim, Evening Proctor
From: squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal
Re:Using Subject as transport
Date: Jan. 20, '08

I have noticed that my sister is able to use the Subject when she wishes to move from one location to the incarceration chamber. She either gets on the sofa or gets under it. The Subject invariably picks her up and takes her to the incarceration chamber mumbling something about breeding season.

You know how she hates it when I poop and walk in it. I thought I would try to get her to move me from my incarceration chamber to my tree. I looked her square in the face, waited until she was looking, fluffed up, shook my boody, squatted down, and did a digestive food matter drop. She started to get up then I think she actually realized what my plan was. I am beginning to think she can read my mind. They are so primitive that it seems unlikely. Has anyone else had experiences like this?

With sincereness,
Captain Poopie Foot

P.S. Will the human known as whoot gurgle raspberry triple whistle wolf whistle foot stomp tail wiggle wing flap, please fix the images so that they can be put in the Title? I tried but maybe I didn't make them small enough.
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too&me
01-20-2008, 06:29 PM
Perhaps your female subject is working on a primative form of interspecies communication? Please do further behavior modification studies & report back to the Mother Ship.:alien::woohoo:

Evelyn
01-21-2008, 03:18 PM
Dot -

I do hope your alien dialogue will appear in the book?

Evelyn