MTFA (Message to Fellow Avians) on rules for incarceration chamber

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To: FA
From: squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal
Date: Jan. 7, '07
Subject: rules for incarceration chamber

I find it interesting that the Subjects pride themselves on their "freedoms," yet even in their homes they are inundated with rules. I would like to find out the rules at your nest box, regardless of the nesting location. Perhaps we will see that these rules are different in different nesting locations.

In my nest box, I am put in the incarceration chamber for flying to the top of the food matter holding storage bin. (I have to insert that I took the liberty of checking the contents of the walls next to said food matter holding storage bin, so it is possible that I was placed in the incarceration chamber for testing the wall.)

I am put in the incarceration chamber for chewing on the lovely wood above the log incinerating bin. My Subject has long since removed all fun items called "curios."

I am put in the incarceration chamber for going to my sisters to confer on the Subject's culture and/ or behavior. Said Subject thinks we are going to harm each other.

Please share with us the reasons you are placed in the incarceration chamber.

With sincereness,

squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal
aka, Captain Poopie Foot

[bonnie]

from: code name 'Chicken'
to: squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal
Date: Jan. 7, '07
Subject: RE rules for incarceration chamber

Captian,

I have learned that getting an accurate DNA sample from my subject is impossible without being incarcerated. Subject calls this lock down a 'time out'. Maybe we should check in to a pre-test numbing agent.

Events called 'work' and 'school' also result in incarceration. I have yet to find out why either of these events are necessary to the subject's survival, but I feel I am close to a break through.

[birdie]

from: code name stella
to: squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal
Date: Jan. 7, '07
Subject: RE rules for incarceration chamber

Sir Captian poopie foot,
I find I am sent to incarceration for tight rope walking, my human calls it a curtain rod? she thinks I shouldn't be up there.

I think I'll go help chicken with that numbing agent.

Stella

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I have learned that getting an accurate DNA sample from my subject is impossible without being incarcerated.

Had I not slapped my hand over my mouth, I would have awakened the birds. Oh, my gosh. That was a good one. :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[bonnie]

Had I not slapped my hand over my mouth, I would have awakened the birds. Oh, my gosh. That was a good one. :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
:rofl: I only post what I know!

[Evelyn]

Dear Captain Poopie Foot:

I am not an alien, but perhaps it would be helpful to you to know about the experiences of an earth-avian.

I think by "incarceration chamber" you mean our cages. Altho I am sometimes shut up in my cage when I would rather not be, I don't really consider it an incarceration chamber. It is my home. I have food, water and lots of toys there to entertain me. Nobody bothers me when I am in my home. My human-slave might reach in and ask me to step up, but if I don't want to come out, I don't have to. The door to my cage is frequently left open, so I can come and go as I please.

It occurs to me that if you alien avians are being put in your cages against your will, it is probably because you haven't learned earth avian rules yet. Some of them are:

1. Don't bite the humans (probably the most important rule).

2. Don't scream a lot.

3. Don't chew on property that belongs to the humans.

4. Don't pick on other avians.


Betty Bird a/k/a Lovey-Dove (LSC)
Tamar a/k/a Baby Bird (CAG)
Plato a/k/a Sweet Bird (E2)
Gyro a/k/a The Smartest, Meanest, Most Beautiful U2 in the Universe.

[too&me]

And don't jump on Grandma to pull out her hair or eat her glasses!:mad:Even if she does take flash pictures!:kewl:

[Bambam]

I've been trying to explain to this humanoid that what is hers..is mine. She points & says Bambamz toy;but her toys are nicer than mine...she is always saying NO NO...can someone tell me what that means:snky::snky::hyst:

[Diane, Clouds assignment]

To: All AFIDs (Alien Feathered Kids)
From: Cloud

My subject is still under the impression that incareration chamber is inescapable. After repeated demonstrations of my ability to remove my feathered butt from said chamber, she is still under the belief that I will be confined there, thus, preventing me to continue my seek and destroy missions, collecting doggie DNA (while sleeping dog lies), and artistic parrot carvings on wooden door trims and wooden arms of couch. I suspect, that as a fledgling, she road the short bus.

[too&me]

Harry says it means you have to move faster & use stealth. No no is a game where you challenge your human subject to be more clever & help them improve their reaction time. Tedious but they need the help, so many repetitions required.:haha::wkny:

[bonnie]

:hyst::rofl:

[Patty, Linus and Co.]

I was put in the incarceration chamber for attemping to assess the living conditions of my fellow avians in the next room. I now understand that tunnelling through the wall to accomplish this is considered unacceptable.

Linus

[Julie]

To: Captin Poopie Foot
From: Carl
Date: Jan. 8, '07
Subject: rules for incarceration chamber

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT fly around the living room and attack the so called hand that feeds you. I attempted this approach this last weekend to try and get my way. I ended up with SEVERAL good DNA samples that are in for processing all ready, but I did ended up in the incarceration chamber. :sadeyes:

My favorite visitor even came over for dinner that night, and I got put not only in the incarceration chamber, but the one in the back room, were those humans roost every night. Just because I'm being a "bad boy". I repeated this back to them to try and simulate what they call humor, and this only seemed to make them more mad.

I think I will try another approach next time.

Carl

[too&me]

Captain Poopy Foot: Humans never seem to grasp the obvious solutions. They seem to feel that the long way around a problem or barricade is the only possible solution. Poor humans they are stuck in their mental development. Gotta love them.:wkny:Harry

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I've been trying to explain to this humanoid that what is hers..is mine. She points & says Bambamz toy;but her toys are nicer than mine...she is always saying NO NO...can someone tell me what that means:snky::snky::hyst:

To: Bambam
From: Captain Poopie Foot
Date: Jan. 9, '07
Subject: NO NO

You have a very nice humanoid. "NO NO" is a polite way of saying, "Back your butt up."

With Sincereness,

Captain Poopie Foot