Where's Dot and Diane

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Okay you two - Where are you hiding??? :hide: :alien::blab:

:pray:I need my laughs for the night before I go to bed.:yawn: :snore::zzz::faint::dreams:

[Dot]

There are dead aliens. My birds are in mourning. I am trying to help them cope. ;)

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Okay folks. I betcha you can't look at these for 20 seconds without yawning. There are 10 of them - count them one by one.

Try it -- I bet you get to the count of ten and you Y A W N.


:yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::y awn::yawn:

Didn't make it to 20 did you?

[Diane, Clouds assignment]

Ahhh . . .Larry, it's Dot's night to be in charge of funnies. Cloud, Hunter and I are roughing it tonight. It's 8 degrees outside and I came home from a night bus run, to a cold house (52 degrees). I have hot water baseboard heat but pipes are barely warm and there's a lot of gurgling in the pipes. I also found a water stain in the ceiling, so I suspect I have cracked pipe upstairs that's airbound. Repairman is coming tomorrow, but in the meantime we're hunkered down for a test run of our survival plan.
Cloud is in his cage covered with his fleece parrot lace blanket. I have his electric heater by the cage with the blanket draped over one of his outside cage perches. This funnels the heat into his cage. Inside cage temp is 66 degrees. Have a pyrex baking dish with water in it for a humidifying source on the heater. (If I'd gotten that larger cage, I might have been able to join him in his cozy little shelter). I have a propane oven and decided to use it to take the chill out for a while. But I hate wasting propane, so I killed two birds with one stone (Ooooo, sorry Cloud, I didn't mean you, just an earthling saying. I'll explain later) and do some baking as long as the stove was on. So I'm sitting here with a pineapple upside down cake, banana nut bread, and rasin nut bread cake cooling, while I'm digging out a wedding shower gift I got from the girls at work 20 years ago.
What could it be you ask? My exhubby and I went to Breckenridge, Colorado and got married on the top of Peak 8. The judge, vidiographer and best man were all on skiis or snowboards for the ceremony. The girls knew we were going to get married on the ski slopes and gifted me a red one piece unionsuit with three customized holes adorned with white lace around the openings. I'm thinking about sleeping in that tonight, of course with the three additional openings and the trap door duct taped shut to prevent drafts.
I asked Cloud if he wanted to come out and cuddle, but he gave me that look that kinda says, "What are you out of your @#%$$%& mind" and turned his back on me.
We do have electricity and should be fine til repairs can be made. Well, gotta go I promised Cloud and Hunter I'd roast them marshmallows over the stove.
You asked, Larry . . . I answered.

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Well... we know where Diane is --- in a 3 hole jump suit. :hyst:

I would like to get a :photo: of that.

Ain't that sumthin - Birdie was just the other day talking about emergency winter survival. :hiwavee:

It is real cold here in Florida as well :burr:.

Yeah - right :shdz:

[Larry, Baby and Me]

There are dead aliens. My birds are in mourning. I am trying to help them cope. ;)

They ain't dead... their faking it.

[Dot]

Ahhh . . .Larry, it's Dot's night to be in charge of funnies.

That is way too much pressure for me. I'm going to lose at Hearts or play Solitaire. Nobody likes to play alone.

Sorry you are having such a tough time. And here I am miserable because it got down to 23° last night and the heater ran all night. All of the moisture was sucked out of the air. I woke up in the night clawing my skin and made it bleed in a couple of places. For two days I have left the birds in jail and boiled water, in addition to the two humidifiers. We southerners are wimps about humidity. I can barely function without it. Tonight I determined to feel better. I have on some green scrubs a friend gave me and a long sleeve shirt. Before donning this, I slathered my body with Vaseline. Gee, I hope I don't itch as badly tonight. :haha:

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Dot - have you tried GoldBond?

My left leg is numb from the knee to the ankle and sometimes the skin comes alive and itches like you know what. I have tried everything and GoldBond is the only thing that relieves the itch/pain. And it lasts for several hours.

Says Dr. Houston

[Diane, Clouds assignment]

Vaseline??? That confirms it for me. I suspected that you where a 'slick chick'.

[Dot]

They ain't dead... their faking it.

MTM
From: Scarlet Alien
Date: Jan. 3, '07 (Subject's date)
Subject: Effect of faked deaths on the Subjects

Please inform Evening Proctor Flim that we have thoroughly enjoyed the results of the fake deaths. The Subjects were almost completely fooled. They blamed an early morning power outage on the dead aliens. (They have no creativity.) Only one Subject was not fooled by the "deaths." That was Baby's Subject. We fear he is beginning to read her to well because of what whoot gurgle raspberry triple whistle wolf whistle foot stomp tail wiggle wing flap (Subject named "Jill") calls unnatural bonding. She feels said Subject (Larry) is too closely bonded to Baby, that he spends way too much time "cuddling" her and chanting endearing terms. If this continues, we will instruct Baby to physically remove herself from his presence from time to time. Captain Poopie Foot is going to teach Baby how to say, "Back your butt up." This phrase works well with all the Subjects, probably because it shocks them so much.

With sincereness,
Scarlet Alien

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Here - here --- read the story yourself... they are faking... they are not dead at all. And it is happening right here in Florida.

http://www.miamiherald.com:80/news/breaking_news/story/365463.html

Why is it happening here in Florida you ask?

[Dot]

Here - here --- read the story yourself... they are faking... they are not dead at all. And it is happening right here in Florida.

http://www.miamiherald.com:80/news/breaking_news/story/365463.html

Why is it happening here in Florida you ask?

That reminded me of an article I read last week on raining birds in Staten Island. A quick Google of "raining dead birds" brought me the following results, among others.

http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1198760410109170.xml&coll=1

http://www.hese-project.org/hese-uk/en/niemr/news.php?id=birdrain0107

[Diane, Clouds assignment]

Emergency Transmission to Mothership
From: AFID #15738 Code Name 'Cloud

RE: Strange behavior exhibited Assigned subject

Subject emerged from room with small white porcelin whirlpool in a 'get up' (earthling phrase) that vaguely resembled a Scarlet Macaw. Subject was observed doing, what initially looked like a victory dance in front of large box with blue flame and emits heat. Subject repeatedly hopped from one foot to another while flailing arms/wings around self. Please note that subject viewed video of Research Team member, Bennie, doing his flight training maneuvers earlier today.

Alien conclusion: Subject believes she is a Scarlett Macaw and is attempting flight. Subject is unaware that she'll never get off the ground.

[Larry, Baby and Me]

That is what people said about the Wright Brothers. :bouncing:

[bonnie]

MTM
From: Scarlet Alien
Date: Jan. 3, '07 (Subject's date)
Subject: Effect of faked deaths on the Subjects

Please inform Evening Proctor Flim that we have thoroughly enjoyed the results of the fake deaths. The Subjects were almost completely fooled. They blamed an early morning power outage on the dead aliens. (They have no creativity.) Only one Subject was not fooled by the "deaths." That was Baby's Subject. We fear he is beginning to read her to well because of what whoot gurgle raspberry triple whistle wolf whistle foot stomp tail wiggle wing flap (Subject named "Jill") calls unnatural bonding. She feels said Subject (Larry) is too closely bonded to Baby, that he spends way too much time "cuddling" her and chanting endearing terms. If this continues, we will instruct Baby to physically remove herself from his presence from time to time. Captain Poopie Foot is going to teach Baby how to say, "Back your butt up." This phrase works well with all the Subjects, probably because it shocks them so much.

With sincereness,
Scarlet Alien
Oh my, I love this place and all the nutz.

[bonnie]

Emergency Transmission to Mothership
From: AFID #15738 Code Name 'Cloud

RE: Strange behavior exhibited Assigned subject

Subject emerged from room with small white porcelin whirlpool in a 'get up' (earthling phrase) that vaguely resembled a Scarlet Macaw. Subject was observed doing, what initially looked like a victory dance in front of large box with blue flame and emits heat. Subject repeatedly hopped from one foot to another while flailing arms/wings around self. Please note that subject viewed video of Research Team member, Bennie, doing his flight training maneuvers earlier today.

Alien conclusion: Subject believes she is a Scarlett Macaw and is attempting flight. Subject is unaware that she'll never get off the ground.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:rofl:

[bonnie]

That is what people said about the Wright Brothers. :bouncing:

Correct me, someone, if i'm wrong. But the Wright Brothers didn't jump around thinking they were Scarlet Macaws.... hehe:haha:

[too&me]

Larry that was only 9 yawny faces not 10 or 20 you are loosing count! No yawns either! You will have to ramp it up sir. Harry Too says you need to take Baby banister sliding for the New Year! :heha:

[EasySpirit]

Banister sliding....

Who will be teaching Baby how to do this?

Easy

[Larry, Baby and Me]

Harry Too says you need to take Baby banister sliding for the New Year! :heha:


We want to see that vid of him going down the banister.. okay ;)

[Dot]

Vaseline??? That confirms it for me. I suspected that you where a 'slick chick'.

Hey, if it works, go with it. The humidity is 23% this morning, but I am not clawing anywhere.

[Dot]

Banister sliding....

Who will be teaching Baby how to do this?

Easy

Your birds don't do this? Fergie (Scarlet) has done it a few times, as has Tommie (BFA).

[too&me]

Larry or Baby?:rofl: :rofl: :photo:

[birdie]

OMG you guys are TOO funny! I needed the laugh this morning! :rofl::rofl::rofl::haha::exct::nuts::bouncing::cla p::toofunny::mwaha::hyst:


Warning... not only is MBS catchy... so are the smilies

[Evelyn]

You all crack me up!

Evelyn

[Patty, Linus and Co.]

Okay folks. I betcha you can't look at these for 20 seconds without yawning. There are 10 of them - count them one by one.

Try it -- I bet you get to the count of ten and you Y A W N.


:yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::y awn::yawn:

Didn't make it to 20 did you?

I got to 8.

Patty

[TikiTalks]

MTM
From: Scarlet Alien
Date: Jan. 3, '07 (Subject's date)
Subject: Effect of faked deaths on the Subjects

Please inform Evening Proctor Flim that we have thoroughly enjoyed the results of the fake deaths. The Subjects were almost completely fooled. They blamed an early morning power outage on the dead aliens. (They have no creativity.) Only one Subject was not fooled by the "deaths." That was Baby's Subject. We fear he is beginning to read her to well because of what whoot gurgle raspberry triple whistle wolf whistle foot stomp tail wiggle wing flap (Subject named "Jill") calls unnatural bonding. She feels said Subject (Larry) is too closely bonded to Baby, that he spends way too much time "cuddling" her and chanting endearing terms. If this continues, we will instruct Baby to physically remove herself from his presence from time to time. Captain Poopie Foot is going to teach Baby how to say, "Back your butt up." This phrase works well with all the Subjects, probably because it shocks them so much.

With sincereness,
Scarlet Alien


:rofl: Captain Poopie Foot. I love that :)

[Dot]

:rofl: Captain Poopie Foot. I love that :)

Diane named her. Her formal alien name is squawkgigglewingflaptailflickraspberrysqueal.