MFM - Message From Mothership

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To: whoot gurgle raspberry triple whistle wolf whistle foot stomp tail wiggle wing flap :haha:

From: a(v)(l)ian Flim, Evening Proctor :kewl:

Date: Dec. 31, '07 (Subject's date)
Subject: Current celebration on Subject's home planet :huh:


Diane has reported that it is safe to directly ask you questions about the subjects and their culture. (I confess it is nice not using the toaster or the blow dryer. :rofl:) The Mothership has received many strange reports about unusual activities tonight. :yernutz: They are occurring across the country. I have listed below some of the most often repeated activities. It is our hope that you can explain the activity in relation to the Subject's culture and thereby add to our store of knowledge on these strange featherless creatures.

Many have reported that their subjects are watching a "ball fall" in Time Square. There are many types of "ball" games and "fall" is a season. We do not see the correlation.

Many subjects use small explosive devices primarily designed to produce a large amount of noise. What is the purpose of this activity?

Many of the male Subjects are raving about the ballgames tomorrow. Is it customary to receive the new year in some kind of athletic competition? Does the winner have a better year?

Your assistance in answering these questions is greatly appreciated.

With sincereness,

a(v)(l)ian Flim, Evening Proctor

Post Script: Did I correctly use the small animated icons that your people like so much?

[Diane, Clouds assignment]

To: Planet Earths AFIDS (Alien feathered kids)
From: The Mothership

Cloud reports that he has been dropping balls for months and finds no responses from subject near the response of the anticipated ball drop this evening. All AFIDs pay attention to who picks up the big ball once dropped and submit report.

Cody reported that subjects are wearing beak type fixtures on the top of their heads. He tried one on and found no beneficial use to having a beak on top of head.

Fergie reports she has been practicing turning off lights and will attempt to extinguish the large lighted ball after it drops.

Baby reports that he found that all the shreddings of paper you're done over the past year has, in deed, been collected by subjects and is currently being thrown out windows and off roofs of very large breeding boxes in the nesting location known as New York City.

All AFIDs are to report their findings on this native earthling phenomenon before the morning digestive food matter drop.

[bonnie]

:rofl:you crack me up!!!!

:bowdown:bow to the Master Bird!!!

[Evelyn]

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You are too funny!!

Evelyn

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Fergie reports she has been practicing turning off lights and will attempt to extinguish the large lighted ball after it drops.



MTM - Message to Mothership
Date: Jan. 1, '07 (Subject's date)
From: Scarlet Alien
Subject: Failure to extinguish the large lighted ball

The Subject saw me attempting to retrieve the lighted ball in order to extinguish it. She removed me from the area in front of the small box where the ball is contained. I am not allowed to play with, shred, attack, or in any fashion mutilate what she calls "the television."

I am deeply grieved at my failure and will try my best to see that it never happens again. Next year, the lighted ball is mine. This might require a trip to the nesting location known as New York City. I assume the Mothership will talon the bill.

With sincereness,

Scarlet Avian

Post Script:
To: a(v)(l)ian Flim, Evening Proctor
From: Captain Poopie Foot, sister to Scarlet Avian
Subject: Usage of the small animated icons

Your usage of small animated icons is within normal parameters. Congratulations on successfully navigating a cultural hurdle.

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All AFIDs are to report their findings on this native earthling phenomenon before the morning digestive food matter drop.

Are you aware that many Subjects refer to the morning digestive food matter drop as TFGBDOTM? That is to say, The First Great Big Dump Of The Morning. Rather crude, isn't it?

Scarlet Alien